Yeah, Thank You, Bye

Annika Backstrom
in Personal, on 7 November 2013. It is tagged and #shitposting.

Courtesy of Google Voice transcriptions:

Yeah, to continue press any key bye hello. This is a courtesy call from C. V. S. Pharmacy 4 bye bye. Yeah we are calling to inform you that your prescription order is available for pick out that C. V. S, pharmacy, located at 345 Highland Street in Plymouth, New Hampshire. Bye. You may pick up your prescription at your earliest convenience, during normal business hours. Yeah it's not too late to get your flu shot. Bye yahoo shops are available every store every day. You know appointment is necessary. Bye you get your flu shot when you pick up your prescription. Bye. Yeah, if you've already picked up your prescription, please disregard this message. Bye. Yeah. Thank you for being a valued customer of C. V. S. Pharmacy. We look forward to serving you in the future. Yeah. Bye.

I'd listen to the actual message, but I'd like an air of mystery around whether the caller was human or computer.