Remember Lunch Money? I just picked up a copy, along with the expansion set Sticks & Stones. I haven't played this game since freshman year, with Karl, Isaac, and Wheeler. (And others? It's been a while.)
For the uninitiated, here are two card samples (the one on the left is from Sticks & Stones):
Charming, no? Time to find some playmates.
Update: Forgot to give link lovin' to Dragon Talon Games. I shopped around, and their price was by far the best. (Less than list price, even with shipping costs involved.)